What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

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They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

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Minds and Behinds

Still no good

share office space ...

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

Still no good.

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No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

Next, they tried...

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Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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