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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:21

Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
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They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
share office space ...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Still no good.
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No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Next, they tried...
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Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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